Online is where I reign supreme
You may think it strange that at my age I am a keyboard wizard. But it is very much true. Well actually I don’t just limit myself to the keyboard, I am quite the expert with a games controller or a Wii tennis racquet. This is crazy talk I hear you scream at me.
Well what did you think I spent all of my time doing whilst hiding away out of the sunlight? Playing with backgammon sets or cards? I don’t think so, this is the 21st century my friend and I have been around long enough to know how to keep up with the trends!
Have you ever wondered how it is that even though you spend all night after school or work endlessly playing online Call of Duty yet there are always gamers on there that run up behind you with ease and shoot you in the back of the head without you having time to take aim? Ha ha, got you again didn’t I.
Me and my sun scared friends have a lot of time to spare and our devilishly quick minds and fingers allow us to be masters of the internet gaming scene! It doesn’t matter how good you are against your friends, when you play against a vamp there is no contest.
I laugh as I destroy those petty humans who think that they are the Pro Evo king. I have learned to play almost every game that has been invented and am a master at them all.
You might as well give up now as I will always be the king. If you don’t believe me then sign on to Grand Theft Auto now and see for yourself. Before you have got your bearings you will be on the floor and having to press Start to continue.
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