Life Sucks!
You may think that being a ‘Creature of the Night'will immediately take you away from any trivialities and irritants of modern everyday life… Well, you would in fact be VERY wrong!
For instance, just because I am a 184 year old blood-sucking fiend, it does not mean that I am without my fair share of ‘family problems’. Sure, you do have plenty of independence as a vampire but (at the end of the night) there are still the children to think about!
Of course, the kids are just like any others in most ways (except for chewing the heads off rats when they are peckish perhaps). They bicker over which TV channel to watch and they constantly complain if they cannot have a new carte r4 (‘RIGHT NOW’) for their Nintendo DS. Sigh, sometimes I wish they would hurry up and grow… however, because they are vampire children, they are trapped in their present forms forever! AAARGH!!!
Then I have ‘The Wife'to consider. Being a vampire may mean that you get to nibble on the necks of many buxom lovelies… but boy, does SHE get jealous!!! She just doesn’t seem to understand how special she is to me. After all, I could never replace her (unless it did not drink quite so deeply from a particularly attractive victim and I went on to teach her the dark ways instead…).
They say that ‘Blood is thicker than water'and that is absolutely true! However, exactly what that has to do with family I don’t understand. Maybe I’m just thinking about it all differently somehow…
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